List

Main Characters

 * Jack Steel
 * Scat
 * Leon
 * Ratnik
 * Morrendo
 * Snape
 * John

Side Characters

 * Khalil
 * Kenin
 * James
 * Kathy
 * Ruben
 * John Cody
 * Mike Schmidt
 * Bob
 * Joe
 * Johney
 * Majdi
 * Justynn Harcourt
 * Steve Lieutenant
 * Evan


 * Random Guy
 * Moon Guy
 * MMMGorgeous
 * Josh
 * Jackson
 * Jordan Extreme
 * Johney Extreme
 * Boo Berries
 * Annie
 * Edward
 * Alec
 * The Scientist
 * The Stalker
 * Stormtrooper
 * John Squidson
 * Scarlet
 * Officer John
 * Matt Steel
 * Nick Steel
 * Dale & Jeremy
 * Adam Bradbury
 * Laken
 * Well
 * Karl
 * Eddie Ween
 * Willy Jenkins
 * Hawtdawg Boy
 * Snipars 1
 * Snipars 2
 * Top Kek
 * Scunt
 * Gay
 * Kid
 * Number 6 (Extra Dip)
 * Sexy Johney
 * Wizard Johney
 * Turtle (Deceased)
 * Everything The Robot (Deceased)
 * Carl (Deceased)

Villians

 * Walter Erickson
 * Savannah
 * Kevin Hunter
 * MeeM God (TF2 Inspired)
 * Fire
 * Mini

Team Fortress 2 Inspired Characters

 * Red Scout
 * Red Heavy
 * Para-Medic 1
 * Para-Medic 2
 * Red Engineer
 * Blu Engineer
 * White Engineer
 * Heavy Willy Jenkins
 * Dovahscout
 * Waldemar Fischler
 * Stone Cold Scout Austin
 * Box
 * White Spy
 * The Killer

Disposable Characters

 * Angry E-Sports Fan
 * Dimebag
 * Popcorn
 * Blind Gambling Gangster
 * Gambling Gangster (Deceased)

Non-Cannon Characters

 * Jim
 * Tony
 * Bobby Jenkins
 * SAWFT
 * Shopkeep
 * Blockhead
 * The Storyteller
 * The Dream Lord
 * Greg
 * Brad
 * Joel

Real Celebrities

 * John Cena
 * Randy Orton
 * AJ Styles
 * Big Smoke
 * Zoidberg
 * Francis
 * Michael Bay
 * Robbie Rotten
 * Little Mac
 * Slenderman
 * Masky
 * Hoodie
 * Abraham Lincoln
 * Gabe Newell
 * Squidrad Testicles
 * Tycho
 * Niko Bellic
 * Norman Reedus
 * The Eleventh Doctor Who (Deceased)

Best Character Rumble Winners

 * Mike Schmidt
 * Johney

Species

 * Shadows
 * Lennys
 * Superhumans
 * Pootis Birds
 * Aliens
 * MeeMs

Gangs/Groups

 * Bank Heist
 * The Erickson Gang
 * Dimension Builders
 * Grove
 * Heavy Mafia
 * Newcastle Cannibals
 * The MeeMs
 * The Police (Technically not a gang)
 * The True Police
 * xxX360NoscopersCSProBitchXxx

Vehicles

 * Jack's Lamborghini
 * Bob's Monstertruck
 * Heisting Van
 * Bank Heist Bus Aka. Hippie Bus
 * Officer John's Police Car
 * Yellow Car

Places

 * New Haven
 * Bob's Dimension
 * USA City, Texas
 * Newcastle upon Tyne
 * USA Beach
 * The PootisIsland
 * Moon City
 * The Inventory

Items

 * Half-Life 3
 * Jack's Ruger
 * Jack's Poker Visor
 * Evan's Luger
 * Evan's Bow
 * Bob's Single Shot Pistol
 * Joe's Silenced Pistol
 * Joe's M16
 * Mike's Golden Cup
 * Jack's Mask
 * Mike's Mask
 * Bob's Mask
 * Ruben's Rubenbat

Joe's Inventions

 * Metal Wings
 * Anti-Slap Machine
 * Thunder Machine